the processing portfolio of
Trenton Szewczyk

PROJECT 2 PLACEHOLDER

For whatever reason, Java felt it should give me an error right as I was uploading my final sketch with sound. If you'd like to view them, they are available here, with and without sound: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=33040fcfd5bc6f41391d7d881749d3a74a45b92fa9d5ba3979b5ba589d1986ba In the meantime, have fun with this quick, media-less sketch I made way back at the beginning of the quarter!.

777

666; toast_bot destroys satan? becomes? who cares. he's a swell toast_bot, no matter what! don't touch anything, ok? this is serious!

Objects of Desire///6

What a rogue! What a scoundrel! What a lover! //Note: For whatever reason several of the methods stop functioning when I upload them here. For example, the one in the dress is supposed to jump away if you get too close, while the one in the hat is supposed to have hearts around it. These all function on my computer, as does the index file... any ideas? I thought maybe frameRate() was causing some kind of hiccup, but apparently not...

Transcendence5

Discover what it means to be a friend when you discover what Toast_Bot's spirit firend is. Discover it together. Soar like the eagle; swim like the fish. Either way, you are the champ.

True Tales of the Post-Apocalypse

Take part in a grand adventure with all of your favorite characters, like Toast Bot, Link, Mario and MORE! Follow the textual cues to (A)dvance the story.

Prologue///wasd = move; t =
teleport///

It had been forsooth... long ago, tales spun round hearths told of a warrior of righteous justice hailing from a bygone age. After the Cataclysm of 2290, nearly three centuries ago, the hope of refugees in a world split asunder told of a single rogue in the ranks of Evil. Even my own optimism had begun to fade as the tides of war raged on... and though I have escaped bondage to Evil and secreted away to the wastes with those who would dare for liberty, the grim realities of freedom began to set in. Only by chance did I encounter it. --Corginian the Wise

Exercise Three

Two men enter, one man leaves. Enter the Toastocalypse. Natas laih! Who controls what? Even actions in the far flung future affect the present... and the immaterial realms. The fate of destiny is not determined by causation. Discover the secrets of the univers e in... MAD MAX: Breakfast Tiem Adventures.

Interact

Controls: Click on the toast to drag it around. Press 1 through 6 to choose a Mr. Toast's eyes follow the bread, with dreams of toast yet to be.

Mr. Toast

Hi, I'm John Scherer, CEO and founder of Video Professor. I'm the guy who gives away the free computer learning lessons. Well, today I'm here to tell you about a great new product many of you have been asking for -- and here it is! "How to Program Your Mr. Toast-- a toast bot, for all of your toasting needs. Makes things into toast by way of toasting. He is the toast of the town of toast bots-- Toastbekizstania," and I'll give it to you free. And with over 55 lessons on today's most popular computer programs, I know there's more you'll want to learn. So what have you got to lose? Try my produc

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