THE END OF THE BEGINNING HAS COME
PREPARE FOR PHASE H OF MUSTACHIO INVASION.
MOVE YOUR APPLE-FLAVOURED COMMAND CONSOLE TO COMMAND YOUR INTERGALACTIC FOLLICLE FLEET
WHEN WE ARE COMPLETE. ALL THINGS WILL BE HAIR.
You are your society's last hope for colonization, and as you near your destination planet your ship goes down. You survive the crash with a damaged power cell, and it dwindles as you explore the bizarre planet Earth.
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You are your society's last hope for colonization, and as you near your destination planet your ship goes down. You survive the crash with a damaged power cell, and it dwindles as you explore the bizarre planet Earth