Madlib

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String sent1 = "I really like to eat"; 

String food1 = "carrots.";

String sent2 = "I just love how";

String taste = "sour";

String sent3 = "they are! If It were possible, I would eat";

int carrots =50;

String sent4 = "in one sitting. I also";

String feeling = "hate";

String sent5 = "when my dad only buys";

int numbbought = 1;

String sent6 = "bag of carrots from the grocery store.I always tell him to buy 5 but he always says no because apparenly I have a problem...";

String sent7 = "Screw him! If I could I would totally";

String verb1 = "sell"; 

String sent8 = "him for a bag of carrots. Actually nevermind, no one would even spend $"; 

float dadcost = .50; 

String sent9 = "on him... I'm not ashamed to say this, I love carrots more than I love my"; 

String noun = "family";

String sent10 = ".If it were legal I would totally";

String verb2 = "marry";

String sent11 = "carrots. I dont care if people think I'm";

String adj = "insane!"; 

String sent12= "It is";

float percentage = 99.9;

String sent13= "% okay for a";

String noun3 = "demon";

String sent14= "like myself to have these sort of feelings for a vegetable";

println(sent1, food1, sent2, taste, sent3, carrots, sent4, feeling, sent5, numbbought, sent6, sent7, verb1, sent8, dadcost, sent9, noun, sent10, verb2, sent11, adj, sent12, percentage, sent13, noun3, sent14 );