Don't Tell Anyone

ArrayList<String> phrases;

String[] words;

int fc;

float fontSize;

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void setup() {

  size(800, 600);

  phrases = new ArrayList<String>();

  phrases.add("Don't Tell Anyone");

  phrases.add("Ko Has No Underwear");

  phrases.add("Don't Tell Anyone");

  phrases.add("I pooped");

  phrases.add("Don't Tell Anyone");

  phrases.add("I had sex with my boss's wife for money");

  //textFont(createFont("Helvetica", height));

  //textFont(createFont("TrajanPro-Regular", height));

  textFont(createFont("Trajan", height));

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  smooth();

  frameRate(60);

  restart();

}

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void draw() {

  pushMatrix();

  for (int i=0; i<words.length; i++) {

    pushMatrix();

    float xoff = max(textWidth("I"), min(abs((width-textWidth(words[i]))/2), textWidth(words[i])/2));

    translate((width-textWidth(words[i]))/2, (i+1)*textAscent()+textDescent());

    if (random(1) < 0.5) {

      if (abs(fc-540) < 16) {

        fill(255, 8);

        text(words[i], 0, 0);

      }

      else if (fc > 780) {

        restart();

      }

      else {

        fill(255, 4);

        text(words[i], random(-xoff, xoff), 0);

      }

    }

    popMatrix();

  }

  popMatrix();

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  if (fc > 720) {

    fill(0, 16);

    rect(0, 0, width, height);

  }

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  fc++;

}

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void restart() {

  String phrase = phrases.remove(0);

  words = phrase.split(" ");

  phrases.add(phrase);

  fontSize = height/(words.length*1.1);

  textSize(fontSize);

  background(0);

  fc = 0;

}

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void keyPressed() {

  if (key == ' ')

    restart();

}

void mousePressed() {

  restart();

}